No one could accuse me of…

27 04 2010

Being the life and soul of the party.
Having too much energy.
Being too loud.
Not reading enough.
Being tone deaf.
Remembering everything.

No one could accuse me of…

Not being bitchy.
Being nice to men.
Not loving enough.
Ignoring soft butches.
Not getting off on a mindfuck.

No one could accuse me of…

Hesitating to write letters of complaint.
Not having enough (ex) girlfriends.
Not being willing to try almost anything at least once.
Keeping a lizard as a pet.
Not enjoying renovations.