Being the life and soul of the party.
Having too much energy.
Being too loud.
Not reading enough.
Being tone deaf.
Remembering everything.
No one could accuse me of…
Not being bitchy.
Being nice to men.
Not loving enough.
Ignoring soft butches.
Not getting off on a mindfuck.
No one could accuse me of…
Hesitating to write letters of complaint.
Not having enough (ex) girlfriends.
Not being willing to try almost anything at least once.
Keeping a lizard as a pet.
Not enjoying renovations.
No one can accuse me of…
Not giving it a go.
Drinking too little.
Not seeking pleasure.
Not taking alternative modes of transport.
Not ensuring my independence.
Getting too little exercise.
Not trying things out.
Not trying to be good.
Not trying to save the world.
Not trying to be bad.
Not going back for a second look.
Not enjoying myself at parties.