I would eat what was put before me.
I would listen to what I was told.
I would stop sliding down the banisters headfirst.
I would stop playing rugby with boys.
I would stop breaking my teeth playing rugby with boys.
I would brush my hair.
I would wear dresses.
I would learn to sew.
I would continue piano lessons.
I would continue ballet lessons.
I would go to Sunday Mass.
I would go to Sunday School.
I would go to school more often.
I would sit for exams.
I would pass exams.
I would read the Bible.
I would not ask about sex.
I would not lock my door.
I would have more friends.
I would have more boyfriends.
I would have fewer friends.
I would have fewer boyfriends.
I would get married.
I would get married in church.
I wouldn’t get married and leave home.
I would have children.
I would not get divorced.
I would ask my brothers and sisters to visit her.
I would visit her.
I would ask my brothers and sisters to call her.
I would call her.
I would change my ways.
I would stop falling in love with women.
I wouldn’t make the same mistakes she did.
You had me hooked at piano and ballet. Did you get roped into some version of Girl Scouts too?
no girl scouts.. 😦